Thursday, October 19, 2006

Debbie Downer: The Early Years

Little girl #1: Guess what my mom told me that your mom told her the other day when we were playing? She had another baby before you and it died!
Little girl #2: No, my mom said that I'm the oldest.
Little girl #1: You are now 'cause the other one died. She died before she was even born!
Little girl #2: That's impossible! You can't die before you are born!
Little girl #1: Yes you can. You can die before you are born, while you are born, or after. You can die at any time and you don't even have to do anything bad.
Little girl #2: I don't want to play with you anymore.


Margaret said...

I don't want to play with little gil #1 ever.

happychyck said...

I'm with Margaret. Sheesh.

Mrs. T said...

Little Girl #1 is a big Party Pooper. I don't want to play with her, either.

Adeline said...

funny at first i thought little girl number 2 was being kind of a priss.

but then i read it again...i guess she was sorta out of line. but little girls (and even big girls) do talk to each other this way...